August 2012
Watchaceticacid:
gforcetrademark:
princeofthebutterkingdom:
thesingerisacrook:
I don’t know what the fuck this is, but I’ve just watched it eight times in the last 20 minutes.
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Watchaceticacid:
gforcetrademark:
princeofthebutterkingdom:
thesingerisacrook:
I don’t know what the fuck this is, but I’ve just watched it eight times in the last 20 minutes.
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iliacrest replied to your post: oh shit my dentist appointment is on thursday. OH…
baby, floss like it’s the sport you won an Olympic medal for. bleed those gums. feels great while high actually, freshman. :3
but I don’t. have. weed D:
oh shit my dentist appointment is on thursday. OH SHIT I FORGOT TO FLOSS ALL SUMMER.
2 tags
“We don’t lift weights in order to look hot, especially for the likes of men like...”
– Zoe Smith, 18 year old weightlifter currently representing Great Britain at the Olympics, responding to tweets labelling her muscles “unattractive” and “unfeminine”. (via rawwomen)
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2006: Wow, I was really annoying last year
2007: Wow, I was really annoying last year
2008: Wow, I was really annoying last year
2009: Wow, I was really annoying last year
2010: Wow, I was really annoying last year
2011: Wow, I was really annoying last year
2012: Wow, I'm really annoying this year
okcupidmoderator:
eastafrodite:
demonize poor people for wanting to terminate pregnancy they can’t afford
demonize poor mothers for applying for government assistance to raise the child they didn’t want because they couldn’t afford it by referring to them as “welfare queens”
I like this meme.
"Do you know how many calories are in that?"
nicoosuxx:
“…Do you know how many fucks I give?”
Watchilovequintinberry:
andrewbreitel:
THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON TUMLBR
My fav
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July 2012
Things I Say While Driving
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: /screams/
Watch
wugs:
people on facebook that have accounts synced with tumblr
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I feel like a chicken with it’s fucking head cut off, fuck everyone.
looks like I’ll be homeless for the first few weeks of college this year. LOfuckingL
3 tags
The Violet Dreams: Lamenting The Friend Zone, Or:... →
fozmeadows:
Everyone’s heard of friendzoning – even if they don’t know the word, they sure as hell know the concept. It’s what happens time and again to unfortunate Nice Guys who, despite being nothing but sugar and spice to the girls they love, are nonetheless denied the sexual…
whY IS FINDING A PLACE TO LIVE FOR THE YEAR SO DAMN HARD. AHDFJKFHKDHfisudhgsdhgl
reaill:
yeffyaboyuice:
manwaifu:
>:I
